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Friday 2 March 2012

Is He Called Damien?

How to Tell if Your Boyfriend is the Antichrist (and if he is, should you break up with him?) - Patricia Carlin


There are 70 identified types inside to help the cautious  Juliette find her Romeo and know which ones to give the Ole Spanish Archer (el bow) to.
  • Married with Children
  • A cult leader
  • A player
  • A gun nut
  • A hit man
  • A renegade cop
  • An extraterrestrial (clutching at straws here I think!)


My guess would be to check for cloven hooves and the sulphurous odour of rotten eggs.



 Markings of this kind should be considered 
a 'Deal Breaker'









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