Don't Bend Over

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes - Lewis Grizzard


At first this sounded to me like the title of some long forgotten Country and(or) Western song. Turns out it's a book about sex that tells us amongst other things

•  Why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups
• Why Baptists don't do it standing up
• Why Richard Nixon never did it at all (if this is true I would say Mrs Nixon has some explaining to do!)